I was doing great. Minding my own business when all of a sudden a BLT (not really, just a raw vegan attempt to imitate what we remember a BLT tasting like) appeared on the shelf of my refrigerator. I didn't care how ugly, brown and dead the thing looked. I had to have it. My friend had dropped it off for me to try. Up until then it was sparkling clean citrus juice all the way.
In my defense, this "sandwich" was oh so tiny! Smaller than a deck of cards so it doesn't really count right? Tell that to my belly which is a little upset with me this evening. The discussion goes something like this.
Belly - "I thought you said nothing but juice?"
Me - "Yeah... I know... but it was like a last meal, (stammer) before we really go for it." (Innocent smile with fake enthusiasm)
Belly - "How many "last meals" are we going to be dealing with then?"
Me - silence... "Yeah I know"
Belly - "Now, you know I don't want to hurt you... but I have to. It's the way things work. I can't be covering for you anymore."
Me - "Okay"
Belly - "You take care of me and I'll give you gifts you never dreamed possible. Think of the peace that comes with an empty and quiet digestive tract. The shiny youthfulness that's been smothered by cashew cheese and avocados is waiting to open up for you once you find your way clear of all this. Recall how all the passions are your servants when I am given what I need and how out of control they all get, running rampant after everything that glitters when you indulge your appetite for rich foods. The more you feed those passions the hungrier they get. And consider how the world seems to be against you during the chase for the next fix. Keep hurting me and we're both going to suffer."
Me - "Okay, back on the juice then."
Belly - "It all starts right here with you and me. If you learn to control this most basic urge you will in one pass control them all."
Me - silent but more determined than ever.
Belly - "Okay then. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and let's do this thing! Let's build a temple that is worthy of your calling. All 26 trillion of your faithful servants, your microscopic friends, are standing by at your command, willing to build whatever you choose. Make a good decision for us all."